Michael Moore's Ten Point Bailout
Plan
Friends,
The richest 400 Americans -- that's right, just four hundred people --
own MORE than the bottom 150 million Americans combined.
400 rich
Americans have got more stashed away than half the entire country! Their
combined net worth is $1.6 trillion.
During the eight years of the Bush
Administration, their wealth has increased by nearly $700 billion -- the
same amount that they are now demanding we give to them for the
"bailout.
" Why don't they just spend the money they made under Bush to
bail themselves out? They'd still have nearly a trillion dollars left
over to spread amongst themselves!
Of course, they are not going to do that -- at least not voluntarily.
George W.
Bush was handed a $127 billion surplus when Bill Clinton left
office.
Because that money was OUR money and not his, he did what the
rich prefer to do -- spend it and never look back. Now we have a $9.
5
trillion debt.
Why on earth would we even think of giving these robber
barons any more of our money?
I would like to propose my own bailout plan.
My suggestions, listed
below, are predicated on the singular and simple belief that the rich
must pull themselves up by their own platinum bootstraps.
Sorry,
fellows, but you drilled it into our heads one too many times: There...
is... no... free... lunch.
And thank you for encouraging us to hate
people on welfare! So, there will be no handouts from us to you.
The
Senate, tonight, is going to try to rush their version of a "bailout"
bill to a vote. They must be stopped.
We did it on Monday with the
House, and we can do it again today with the Senate.
It is clear, though, that we cannot simply keep protesting without
proposing exactly what it is we think Congress should do.
So, after
consulting with a number of people smarter than Phil Gramm, here is my
proposal, now known as "Mike's Rescue Plan.
" It has 10 simple,
straightforward points.
They are:
1.
APPOINT A SPECIAL PROSECUTOR TO CRIMINALLY INDICT ANYONE ON WALL
STREET WHO KNOWINGLY CONTRIBUTED TO THIS COLLAPSE .
Before any new money
is expended, Congress must commit, by resolution, to criminally
prosecute anyone who had anything to do with the attempted sacking of
our economy.
This means that anyone who committed insider trading,
securities fraud or any action that helped bring about this collapse
must go to jail.
This Congress must call for a Special Prosecutor who
will vigorously go after everyone who created the mess, and anyone else
who attempts to scam the public in the future.
2.
THE RICH MUST PAY FOR THEIR OWN BAILOUT .
They may have to live in 5
houses instead of 7. They may have to drive 9 cars instead of 13.
The
chef for their mini-terriers may have to be reassigned.
But there is no
way in hell, after forcing family incomes to go down more than $2,000
dollars during the Bush years, that working people and the middle class
are going to fork over one dime to underwrite the next yacht purchase.
If they truly need the $700 billion they say they need, well, here is an
easy way they can raise it:
a) Every couple who makes over a million dollars a year and every single
taxpayer who makes over $500,000 a year will pay a 10% surcharge tax for
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